Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Weirdo Wednesday

Dear Creepsters,

I regret to inform you that I am finally all out of ways to pretend that I am listening or care when you tell me about the ghost voices you hear around me, about your true talent as a performer who showcases this as a frightening body shaking impression of the God Father, about your obsession with dungeons and dragons, about your thoughts on an ice sickle being the best murder weapon, about your government conspiracy theories and how the Holocaust never happened (this makes me want to punch people in the face), about how I should give you my number/call you some time/hang out more often/or who knows give you a vial of my blood.... Back off weirdoes.

Thanks.
m

it seems i am a bit of a creep magnet, and lately i have decided i am tired of pretending to pay attention to these psychotic people that cross my path... i am not one who likes to be awkward and say "NO YOU'RE A PSYCHO" because i fear that one day when one of these people will go postal they will spare me. remember in the movie Billy Madison that there is a character Billy calls and apologizes to for the ways he treated him in high school and you see the guy mark Billy's name off a LIST!?!? well i just dont wanna be on that list...

so i'm taking a stand... i am going to do my best to not put up with creepy people any more... (note i didn't say "crazy" people... i like crazy people!)

is anyone else a creep magnet too?