hello there

well hello there! and how do you do?

no one really says that anymore do they? "how do you do?" hmm here i am blogging. this uh, bloggin' business isn't too difficult is it? i mean, i am used to doing everything with one click here and there and being done. i'm a true american with the attention span and patience of a mere rock. see rocks have no attention span or patience... wait.. oh.. epic fail. thats wasn't really funny was it? blasted!!! but yes, i have little patience. has anyone noticed that recently when paying with debit cards you are now required to answer a bajillion questions just to friggin pay for your gum or late night snikers bar that you don't need since you jogged an extra 2 mins on the treadmill for....??? okay, what i mean to say is that... well it just goes like this

cashier rings in your item and tells you the total pretending not to judge you for the king size snickers bar and the fact that you are wearing jersey men's shorts and an army button up from the 60's... i mean... dead sexy right? (yes it is confirmed that i am strange... moving on... nothing to see here....).

::you slide your card::

"debit or credit?"  

::selects 'debit'::

"do you know your pin number?"   

::brow furrows thinks "well i wouldn't friggin try if i didn't" selects 'yes':: 

"pin number?"  

::****::

"would you like cash back?"  

::thinks yes but i don't have any. selects 'no'::

"your mother's maiden name?"  

::reese::

"your favorite card game?"

::weighs options in head between  spades and poker while people start to pile up in line behind  you and stomach growls for snikers... selects "spades!"::

"biggest fear?"  

::spiders, failure, the woman behind me in line who is about to drop kick my "a" from here to New Mexico if i do not FRIGGIN FINISH THIS!::

"is this total correct $____?"  

::selects yes::

"have you ever been cheated on?"  

::smiles confidently and selects 'no'::

"we're sorry your information is incorrect please try again."   

::WT..............!!!!!::

:) i think i shall have fun with this bloggin' business... right now i'm living in ATX and currently unemployed "formally," but busy working on films and auditioning my little heart out. i have had some interesting ups and downs since graduating college about a year ago now. and believe me i will tell many funny, wild, shocking, and incriminating stories as time goes on... and i can promise to throw in a few boring blogs so that you can soak in just a little more adequate nap time! (i'm thoughtful). so stick around and y'all will hear about me flashing a preacher, threatening some gangstas' lives that i would "cap them,"  the evilness of a fraud filmmaker i want to kick in the shins, the guy that still owes me a lot money, dancing on a bar, jumping off a bridge, getting out of speeding tickets 101, attempted stunt driving, times i should have had my ace kicked, funny people i have met, all the stupid things i have said (and will continue to say) at the perfectly WRONG time, absolute rambling, great facts and stories about my family and friends, off the wall pirate cursing... and a whole lot more... 

very much LOVE, God Bless, Rock Out, and CHEERS!

m.