they really ARE listening!!!

so funny stories that further my theory that i am living in a movie... i know thats pretty darn narcissistic but a girl can only hope for a better explanation than just some insane luck.

where should i start? should i tell you about the cops and FCC hunting down Josh and hounding him about a conversation we had that was broadcasted ALL over Jasper County for every COP, emergency personnel, or old person with a scanner to hear Saturday night?? should i tell you why i almost had to shank an old douchebaggy-like character for dissing my brother on facebook? or maybe i'll tell you about Josh's freudian slip of saying "i'll just put my tongue in your mouth" in front of my MOM? what? i don't know why i hardly ever blog... but here goes...

"WOW! The FCC really is listening to everything we say!" -Josh

sooo. this weekend the radio in Josh's truck jammed. on friday another guy had it, but on saturday Josh was driving it around. Saturday evening he and i went to sonic (sorry Kim if you're reading this, i know you miss Sonic). we had NO idea but everything in that truck was broadcasting and blocking the radio for every single person with a radio or scanner! nobody could talk back and forth on the radios like they should be able to and it was actually a pretty big deal... SO... while we were hanging out in the truck apparently i thought it was a great idea to tell Josh what i had heard was the synopsis of Sorority Row, and then i proceeded to tell him of a prank a friend of mine had told me that involved a dead body in the road (a fake one actually...) AWESOME MEGAN.. stellar really. so on sunday afternoon several vehicles show up at Josh's some marked, some not, one tahoe belonging to the FCC as well. HA! they had tracked the signal via GPS.. and also talked about me talking about dead bodies and cutting someone up into tiny pieces... WHA?? oh and the funniest part i think, the lady said "well we knew it was young guy and girl and we were really worried that 'something' might happen so we were thankful nothing did" BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! how funny! all those cops on the edge of their seats hoping for a radio show :) priceless.

so thats really all for now.. as far as me wanting to shank a jerk for being rude to my bro, i assume most of you are friends with him on facebook and probably know about the whole stupid ordeal... blah, i am so mad at that guy still... grr... and for josh's freudian outburst! haha it started from him trying to give me a wet willy and my mom was laughing at him and i was cringing and angry.. then he just blurted out "i'll just put my tongue in your mouth!" i mean what the heck does that have to do with anything here?? whaaa? he then buried his head behind me, Mom was laughing hysterically, and i was pretty close to snorting Dr Pepper out my nose! ha... good thing i am not 17, i'm pretty sure she would have kicked him out even though it was just a slip of the tongue.. baaaahaha... sorry lame corny pun i know i know!!! its late cut me some slack! okay? okay!

ROCK OUT, God Bless You, xoxo's, Cheers, and Peace Outie!!!

m.