i NEVER thought i would say this... but.... oh gosh... it makes me a little nauseous... what is that taste in my mouth??? i know this taste... yep its a little vomit in my mouth... OKAY... here goes...

i understand (in a very SMALL way) the perks of the mullet.

AHHHHHHHHHH! hahahaha i was thinking today about my new hair cut. i mean i like it but i kinda don't at the same time... weird. BUT haha what i have figured out is this....

from the front i think the short hair is really precious and spunky.. kinda like i wanna wear black and listen to either rock or of course Beyonce's song DIVA (lyrics "i'mma i'mma a diva, now DIVA is the female version of a HUSTLA" hahaha) i mean i feel like i could totally slap a hooker with this hair cut!

BUT from the back i think it looks funny. not the cut, the cut is great... but its like a floating head.. and i swear the "junk in my trunk" is more obvious hahaha oops... what was that Baby Got Back lyric "36, 24, 36!...Yeah if she's 5'3"!!" wait..... i'm 5'3" ;)

SOOOOO from the back i prefer the way my long hair looked.... feminine, long, blonde, and generally looked good.... from the front i liked the long hair of course, but i also like the short look.

Does this mean... I want business up front and a party in the back??? hahaha it's ironic that i somewhat understand perks of the mullet! but what about the rest of the issues with a mullet like the fact that is JANKY, funky, and so so so so wrong!!!?? hahaha

i wish a good hair day for all of you!

cheers, God Bless, ROCK OUT, lots-o-love,

m.